Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page...
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Band member: But -
What gay relationship in Harry Potter?
rainbowrebecca: whisperingtoghosts: PETTIGREW AND VOLDY THO
1-direction-fan-fictions: PRESS PLAY AND...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: So it doesn't taste like..
Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
je22e: piccolosarecool: leedle-leedle-lee: Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this. SO MANY RAINBOWS <3 the rainbows make me happy People can be gay all they want, I dont give a fuck xD
#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM
thesulfurandthesea: productofanaddiction: When you post a secret on tumblr does that make tumblr a dashboard confessional oh my fucking god
Reblog if fangirling is one of the happiest...
ghirahimintheskywithdiamonds: THE happiest, more like.
I really fucking love potatoes.
just-keep-on-breathing: Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers. They can be Hot Cold Healthy Unhealthy Simple Fancy Eaten on the go Ugh. Potato appreciation post. i never reblog posts like this, but i had to.