Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
slumpdump: what-is-this-i-dont-even: I did not expect any of the things that just happened. I’m getting ideas
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360) BOOM. (via tehblackbirdisincognito)
The art of trolling
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We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
I still feel like complete and utter garbage, but at least I wrote about it. Writing makes stuff better, even if it is only a little.
Writing is therapeutic
Seriously guys, it’s fucking powerful.
E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST