olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
diamond0nalandmine: IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING CUTER THEN THIS HOLY SHIT.
gangsta one direction: shawty you light up my weed like no other bitch
gangsta one direction: the way that you shake your ass make me glad as shit
gangsta one direction: but when you bug me at night i get mad as hell
gangsta one direction: you don't know
gangsta one direction: oh oh
gangsta one direction: you don't know that kid ain't mine!
oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
Daughter: "Mom, I love this band --"
Me: "Do you want concert tickets? Posters? CD? merchandise? DO YOU WANT TO FANGIRL TOGETHER?"