nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns with it even a salad add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes you can have it sliced and diced or...
therealhamster: how i feel when i anonymously compliment people
mayonnaise-is-an-instrument: milesjai: ellisuwc: forever reblog I’M DEAD. THIS WAS REAL?? I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST FAKE SUBTITLES.
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.
fahrlight: I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!
thatfunnyblog: My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?” and I was like “…what” and then she took my hand and gave me this carrot I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
Cosmo sex tip #292
cosmo-sex-tips: Put super glue in to your vagina and as he enters you say “Now we are one”
haetbit: videohall: How to introduce 2 cats to each other