August 2012
6 tags
nasty-otter:
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
regular,
curly,
waffle.
It can be made into chips
or ruffly
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
or...
therealhamster:
how i feel when i anonymously compliment people
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Watchmayonnaise-is-an-instrument:
milesjai:
ellisuwc:
forever reblog
I’M DEAD.
THIS WAS REAL?? I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST FAKE SUBTITLES.
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My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.
fahrlight:
I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!
thatfunnyblog:
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
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Cosmo sex tip #292
cosmo-sex-tips:
Put super glue in to your vagina and as he enters you say “Now we are one”
Watchhaetbit:
videohall:
How to introduce 2 cats to each other
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